Dad Jokes

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I was arrested at the movie theater. (midwest.social)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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The charge was a-salt and buttery.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Last time I was at the movies one of the workers attacked me with his flashlight. He was charged with assault and the flashlight was charged with battery.