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[โ€“] [email protected] 46 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

"Oh I fixed your code because you did it wrong"

Later:

"Hey the application no longer compiles, I re-wrote a huge chunk of your code and now I don't know whats wrong"

[โ€“] [email protected] 24 points 6 months ago

"Here are my emergency 'I broke production' rates, the bill will be in the mail."