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submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Let's reinvent java bytecode but... different

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Java makes things run in a VM

Docker makes things run in a VM

Virtualbox makes things run in a VM

Why did we need any of those things, should have just put everything in Java instead right 🙃

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

All software should be made to run in SCUMMVM.