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[–] [email protected] 58 points 4 months ago (2 children)

The bigger the purchase, the bigger the screen required. I’ll buy a cheeseburger on my watch. If I ever buy a house, I’ll need a jumbotron.

[–] Patches 11 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Houses have to be done in person so the screen is both your eyeballs.

Even though it's far harder to read through 7,000 pages of legalese you have no ability to read regardless. Can't Ctrl+F 'First born child'.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

I could probably put up all 7,000 pages on my jumbotron.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

If the same shit keeps happening, they will never let you buy a house!