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[โ€“] [email protected] 22 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Shaking hands with St. Peter, slipping him a crisp $20: I think everything's all set here, don't you Pete? C'mon, open up those big beautiful pearly gates.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

You need to keep a good lawyer and a good priest on retainer, to keep you out of jail and out of hell

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