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Description: 3 panel comic of someone interacting with a cop during traffic stop

Conversation: Cop says "Do you know why I stopped you?" Driver responds "Because you're a class traitor?" Cop is too stunned to speak.

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[–] [email protected] 56 points 8 months ago (3 children)

I’m also a fan of the 30 Rock punchline: “Because you got straight C’s in high school?”

Probably misquoting, been quite a few years since I watched it.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

Don't you disparage the captain of the junior varsity wrestling team!

[–] nikita 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I fucking love that show. Such good writing.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

The Jack Welch bits haven't aged well, but arguably in a way that's even better

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

I have a cousin that used that line, it didn't go well for him.