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[–] [email protected] 31 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 75 points 8 months ago

Could be a "You can't let John down now, we're old pals, and a few people expect the site to work by the end of the week. He just needs a site like Facebook, but for gardeners"

[–] [email protected] 38 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Might be an afternoon of CSS, or might be 2+ weeks of React

[–] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Even just an afternoon of CSS would mean 2-4 hours, plus setting everything up, plus talking to the client, revisions, etc. You'll quickly end up with 10h overall, even if the actual task is rather small. And that's the optimistic case.

So you'll end up with maybe 50€/h , probably more like 30. Not terrible, but that's the optimistic case.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Square space template give him the login and done

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

Don't forget that 500 dollars entitles them to 24/7 on call for life and 7 9s of uptime.