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I am, in fact, employed in my capacity as a homosexual. I'm an academic homosexual, though. Ivory tower type, publishing gay papers in queer journals, teaching the youth all about proper deep throating techniques in class.
Interesting. Where do you teach? I might like to attend
Tennessee State Cockversity. I'm head of Anthroballsofy
Do you teach the crouching tiger, hidden penis technique?
I'm afraid the hidden penis technique was officially banned in the 90s after that spate of popcorn bucket fiascos. It was abused.
Darn. Makes sense why it's so hard to find a teacher for that then.