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This image of an older white man helping a younger black man tie his tie (the younger man likely being on his way to some formal appointment based on his overall dress) makes the rounds every once in a while as a reminder to all of us as to the kindness we should aspire to. The story also typically includes that the woman in the red coat is the elder man's wife, shielding the younger man from having everyone on the subway watch this rather intimate moment (although the photographer rather blew that out of the water). Regardless, it's a lovely moment of kindness to view. (We can also debate the politics of appearance and social expectations as they relate to race and social class in general at another time)

The still appears to be from "the land before time," so conservatively assuming average age of first memory at around 4 years old (and it's unlikely that this would be your, particular, FIRST memory), you need to start thinking about colorectal screenings sometime in the next decade.

Stay safe, friends.

Showerthought: A vanilla-soy latte is a type of 3-bean soup.

[picture of Gordon Ramsey looking exhaustedly perturbed.]

Left: A kitten pictured next to two fast-food sauce packets for scale

Right: the adult cat is now 7 sauce packets long!

My mom: at the end of a rainbow you will find your true meaning in life.

(The pictured rainbow terminates in a dumpster)

The British as seen by Americans: many traditionally well-dressed men in an expensive looking, traditionally styled conference/dining room.

The British as seen by Europeans: some kind of public disturbance occurring in the evening on a city street. Several officers are restraining one man while another is reclined in the middle of the street reaching for what appears to be a bottle full of beer next to him. There are several curious onlookers walking past or observing from a distance.

No ice. No stirrer. No glass. We're redefining how whisky can be enjoyed. Introducing the Glenlivet Capsule Collection #noglassrequired (a photo of what appears to be tide pods full of various strengths/colors of whisky).

Reply: Guys I don't know how to tell you this. Teens are gonna put these in their butts.

When my cat tried to fight those beetles (a relaxed, orange cat is pictured and labeled "my dumb cat.")

Date: last tuesday Location: The living room Result: Strategic beetle victory

Belligerents: my cat, some random beetles that got in the house

Commanders and leaders: Mars the cat, the one beetle with the spots

Strength: 1 cat, probably like 3-4 beetles idk

Casualties and losses: dignity, 1 beetle got squashed

Jesus invited prostitutes to dine with him and he’s the light of the world, I do it and I’m “making thanksgiving awkward.”

“Me in my room imagining fake scenarios and hurting my own feelings” (a picture of a man crying)

"Person: I’m sad

doctor: here are pills that make it impossible to cum or lose weight

person: perfect"

“In case of emergency, hurl your enormous penis out the window and climb to safety” (safety signage that looks like it’s supposed to show someone sticking their leg out a window onto a ladder, but they depicted the foot wrong so it looks like the head of a penis).

“How do you send messages? A or B?” (two images, one of numerous small messages, and one of one giant message) “A is for when I’m excited, B is for when I’m fed up with your ass”