LinkedinLunatics

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A place to post ridiculous posts from linkedIn.com

(Full transparency.. a mod for this sub happens to work there.. but that doesn't influence his moderation or laughter at a lot of posts.)

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Alt text: LinkedIn post comparing the firing of Sam Altman from OpenAI to the firing of Steve Jobs from Apple

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Alt text: I call my bathroom 'Jim' so that it sounds better when I say "I go to the Jim first thing in the morning"

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Day642 of 1000DaysBlockchain Playing around with GPT Builder quite a bit.

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Alt text: A LinkedIn post by a palm reader saying that he's looked at the palms of many fraudists, and concludes that Ashneer Grover, currently accused of fraud, is not one.

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submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by [email protected] to c/linkedinlunatics
 
 

Seriously, "Ensure the CEO sleeps before a certain time"

With all those skills, tasks and resposabilites they're asking for a fucking full-stack babysitter...

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NSFL (lemmy.ml)
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Lunacy is too strong a word but it is kind of cringe. Constant rampage with these kinds of inspirational posts.

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submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by [email protected] to c/linkedinlunatics
 
 

Alt text: LinkedIn post If you really knew me you'd know I think oat milk is a scam. Check the ingredients - it's oil and carb sludge, not worth it on a daily basis. Similar to applying to jobs online, it's tempting but basically crap. Just because everyone is doing it doesn't mean it's the best or healthiest strategy. Following mainstream trends isn't necessarily what will work. It's true for job searching as much as your health. Do you. But also, try something new when you know better.

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Genius (reddthat.com)
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How about no (reddthat.com)
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Translation by google:

We are a generation that I didn't want to miss or swap...

A generation that went to school and came back on foot or by bike in wind and weather without E.

A generation that has done its homework quickly in order to be playing on the streets as soon as possible.

A generation that spent all their free time outdoors. A generation that played hide and seek when it got dark and built huts in the woods.

A generation that made mud cakes and collected white pebbles and had competitions in spitting plums and cherry pits.

A generation that collected marbles.

A generation that made paper toys with their own hands.

A generation that loved rubber twists for hours.

A generation that collected photos and albums. .

A generation that recorded music cassettes with their favorite songs from the radio and still knows that tape salad could sometimes be saved with a pencil.

A generation that grew up with standing blues parties and kissing.

A generation that naturally preferred to grow intoxicating medicinal plants with their parents' ok effect themselves and was able to stop experimenting.

A generation that had parents and grandma and grandpa, not old people.

A generation that secretly read books under the covers before going to bed or wrote in diaries with a small padlock and laughed or cried softly so that the parents would not know that we were still awake.

A generation that spent the whole summer together at the lido, in a clique with friends.

A generation that played badminton outside in the evenings.

A generation that swapped poetry albums.

A generation that thought television was stupid and preferred to be nonsensical and talk and discuss with each other.

A generation that could eat and tolerate anything.

A generation that was interested in many things, wanted to try them out and be able to do them.

A generation that learned and was able to cook, bake, knit, crochet, sew, style mopeds and repair cars.

A generation that still wanted to be husband and wife.

A generation that just put the phone down so they couldn't be reached.

A generation that visited each other without making an appointment and just rang the doorbell and spent time together.

A generation that met to watch their favorite series together.

A generation that had best friends at home who understood you when you had problems.

A generation that could drive a car before driving school started.

A generation that skipped school to be undisturbed with their first love.

A generation that sadly will never come back like this.....we enjoyed youth and were excited for the life ahead.

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submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by csm10495 to c/linkedinlunatics
 
 

This isn't an ad.. someone posted this. What?

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