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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Early_To_Risa

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Anon gets an ultimatum (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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Anon is a Malkavian (lemmy.wtf)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/greentext

6 comments fedilink

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Anon remembers Halloween 1995 (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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Anon prepares for a flood (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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Anon loses his virginity (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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Anon wants to be a vampire (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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Anon bakes some cookies (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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Anon vibes with his gf's brother (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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Anon is anti drugs (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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Anon questions the magic box (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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Anon has an itch (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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Anon gets a text from his cousin (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

5 comments fedilink

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Anon plays Persona (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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Anon is baffled by Mel Gibson's continued career (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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Anons wife hosts a pool party (lemmy.world)

submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by [email protected] to c/greentext

34 comments fedilink

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Anon doesn’t like Elden Ring (lemmy.today)

submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/greentext

34 comments fedilink

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Anon's coworker is a flat-earther (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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Anon watches an American flick (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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Anon is a DM (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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Anon meets his brother (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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Anon smashes his head (lemmy.world)

submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/greentext

26 comments fedilink

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Anon wants to bond with his nephew (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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Anon's dad has no words (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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Anon doesn't like simps (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

59 comments fedilink

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Anon goes to the doctor (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

40 comments fedilink