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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon talks to their cats (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon gives us a warning (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon takes the pink pill (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon looks up a guide (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon is eggboy (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon tries to be Bam Bam Bigelow (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon likes Conan O'Brien (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon makes a deal with a demon (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon gets their first phone (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon pretends to be a girl online (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon owns a pair of cursed jeans (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon has a sketchy teacher (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon drives a bus (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon slips through a crowd (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon tries to remember a song (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon is a soyboy (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon becomes Butthead (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon has trauma (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 4 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon watches Family Guy (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 4 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon gets banned from Walmart (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 4 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon attempts humor (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 4 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon doesn't like Shrek (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 4 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon's first day of college (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 4 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon has a supportive dad (lemy.lol)
submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/greentext
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Anon visits gramgram (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 4 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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