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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon wakes up to the smell of bacon and eggs (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon enjoys hot chocolate (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon plays WoW on Asian servers (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon tries to find greentexts in their natural habitat (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon has a mental block (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon gets a good look at Steve-O (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon entertains himself at work (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon asks a girl out (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon visits New Zealand (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon casts a healing spell (lemy.lol)
submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/greentext
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Anon goes to the gym on the wrong day (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon comes out to his religious parents (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon offers a harsh truth (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon sees ghosts (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon is weakest man in tribe (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon starts vaping (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon has their wisdom teeth removed (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon has a weird dream (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon plays elden ring (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon's family is in mourning (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon's experience at a coffee shop (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon defends Michael Jackson (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon plays Metro 2033 (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon dates a racist (lemy.lol)
submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/greentext
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Anon meets 4chan's elite hackers (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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