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Tom The Seaworld Mime Strikes again! (youtu.be)

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Does anyone know anything about this guy Tom the Mine?

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Merlin BBC x Monty Python and the Holy Grail | Camelot Song (www.youtube.com)

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High Five guy (v.redd.it)

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Brazilian journalist reports the death of Carrie Fisher in a funny way. (v.redd.it)

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I was excited for my kids’ first time seeing some snow (v.redd.it)

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TIFU Deep regrets. I’m 38F (zerobytes.monster)

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edit omg Chris Klemens read this out on his podcast and I am SCREAMING! Oh, honey… this is nowhere near the most dumbass thing I’ve done 😂

TIFU.

I’m going away with my new BF for our first getaway together.

Dublin. Beautiful hotel booked.

Last night I got zero sleep (migraine).

Managed to get through work.

Came home and decided to prep my undercarriage for the naughty weekend away.

I usually have pubic hair.

I decided to go for fully bald.

I applied Veet as per instructions. Slathering it on, legs akimbo on my bed, feeling kinda saucy!

Within 30 seconds, my Mons Pubis became a FUPA….. Flaming Upper Pussy Area.

The pain was sudden and SEARING. My bathroom is on the middle floor of the house, and I usually don’t walk around naked

But I John-Wayne speed-walked down those stairs butt naked, my middle-aged giblets flubbering around like raw steak covered in smoking white paste, my 12 week old kitten freaking out as if I’d put a snake next to her.

I flop my charring meat into the sink and try to rinse it off… the pain of even cool water touching it making me squeak for the lord.

Only… veet is greasy and slippery AF! It won’t simply “rinse”. I desperately grabbed the Veet-scraper and tried to use it to remove the godforsaken crème du acid off my mound.

One light scrape and I scream out so loudly that my ears ring

Great

Now my PusPus is bleeding

AND THE HAIR IS STILL THERE!

So I jump in the shower, cold water.

End up laying legs apart, wheezing and panting as if I’m crowning a lava-baby.

Eventually the cream is all off and the water isn’t helping anymore, I’m gasping from pain.

Sooo

I go downstairs and apply hydrocortisone cream, take some painkillers, put on my underwear and…

Shove half a wrapped frozen Ciabatta down the front.

Sweet, icy, sourdough. You are the only thing getting into my underwear this weekend.

Please send thoughts and prayers for when I have to pee!