I had to check what community I was reading this, not only because such statement is absolutely nuts, but because there's a pretty high chance that it would be said in real life.
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Yeah it took me way too long to look at the source of this!
This is so accurate, it’s like people’s brains can’t hold more than one truth at the same time: That Hamas’ actions in Israel when they briefly invaded and how they use Gaza’s citizens as meat-shields against an enemy they know doesn’t care about their well-being all for PR are messed-up and against international law, and Israel’s ethnic cleansing in West Bank and its current targeting of civilian infrastructure and use of banned white phosphorus are messed-up and against international law. And how the latter government uses the unconscionable suffering of its people’s grandparents and great-grandparents at the hands of Nazi Germany as a weapon to shut down even good-faith debate abroad is insulting and also messed up. Cowardly terrorists vs. cowardly terrorists
They didn’t name the Spice Girl! Obvious attack on lady-singers. Makes me sick. /s