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Ur a bus!

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you drive a Toyota in reverse you're still a Toyota!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

if you drive a toyota in reverse you're a goin backwards

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Holy shit how did you guess my favorite car of all time

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Me: "but Subaru doesn't make buses, dad. and you can't be a bus, they aren't sentient. how would mom even birth a bus?"

Dad: "no you see, Subaru backwards i-"

Me: "this is why mom left you"

Halo announcer: "Betrayal!"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

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Ok fine... heh

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Subaru is Japanese so it's actually rubasu.