That was fun! I couldn’t put out the fire on mobile, I couldn’t move the cursor around fast enough, and then Paul starved 🙀
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I panicked with the fire and lost half of my password, it was enough for me...
Nice game, thanks for sharing ! I stopped at rule 24, looking for videos with correct length and url was tok frustrating for me...
Ha, this was brilliant. I got up until the chess move!
Kinda stumped here... the county one was super hard the camera was on a radio tower so I couldn't move around
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Paul info within
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To keep Paul alive for a long time you can put newlines in front and the newlines get removed before the food does, but it doesn't overfeed.
even with the above I couldn't ever find a video of length 24:45. the youtube timers are all a second or two off. I wasn't gonna upload one, so my final solution was (youtube url was incorrect)
96mm3nnn5pfebruarypepsitractlXXXV🌖 malaysia 0 Ne2+ 🐔🏋️♂️🏋️♂️🏋️♂️ I am loved FmSi
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wMHUgyaY4I
I created a video of the correct length using the Windows built-in video editor and uploaded that. The problem is, to get this right, the link cannot have roman numerals (except for I and V) and the atomic weights cannot be too high.
So I kept re-uploading until I had a URL without roman numerals and without high atomic weights.
And then I took too long thinking about the next thing, even though it was trivial, and that dumb chicken starved.
I created a video of the correct length using the Windows built-in video editor and uploaded that.
That's the spirit.
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I wonder what is the last rule there...
I gave up at "Roman numerals must multiply to 35"
I used "VVII" for that one 🤷
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Did anyone else get the periodic table elements that must add up to 200 atoms? I'm not sure, but I think it was impossible since my captcha included an "Nd".
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I figured out what random country I got dropped into was, but I cannot for the life of me figure out the best chess move. Made it though up to rule 16 with this:
Pepsi2004assnbcgb🌔wordVII114355!JuneVTRAcTKuwait
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hunter2
I wonder how many of us went hunter2 right off the bat
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Holy hell, rule 16.
Rule 16 if your captcha contains e4 and it's not even a legal move
So, it turns out I didn't actually get en passant. Also, it will ignore illegal moves if the correct one is there.
Put your move before the captcha
Ever rule after rule 5 made laugh audibly. Great work.
My captcha and chess move add up to more than 25 😢
You can change the captcha by refreshing it using the button next to it
oh, i'm dumb. thanks.
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Can't believe that in 2023 we still rely on passwords so much, even more so when there are silly rules for password "strength".
This is weirdly fun. Man, I love that website.
Edit: Paul died and I'm trying again. I'm pretty sure there's a checkmate on this board that it won't accept.