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Imagine (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 11 months ago by alphacyberranger to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

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edit: didnt work but yall know what i mean
edit2: here

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Stop! Don't give them ideas!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Terminal with stories

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

KILL SELF

SUDO !!

[–] CookieJarObserver 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I would build my own hardware if necessary.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

FOSH

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

npm is waaaay ahead of you

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Imagine: Ubuntu Pro. Oh wait. they sold out already.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Kinda a shit take. Canonical is very generous with licensing. They give you 5 free personal licenses per account AND they license per physical host which is practically unheard of now. Like everything is per VM or container or CPUs or sockets etc now. One pro license on an ESXi host could have hundreds of VMs and Canonical is OK with that.

Source: I work with and use ubuntu pro. Canonical's alright in my book. More than I can say for the RHEL team

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

I agree with you! Canonical's licensing is the best in the business. I like and use Ubuntu pro at work and use it with my homelab. I just don't love the ads in the terminal.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Fuck, I kinda wanna make this (for the funny of course)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

I made it

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago

Don't give Microsoft ideas

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