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submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 86 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I don't get how someone is unable to call a taxi for themselves...

[–] [email protected] 114 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I have a sneaking suspicion this is not a real text exchange but was created merely for our entertainment.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

I wouldn't complain

[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Im assuming the assumption is dad would pay for the taxi.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Or the son/daughter is actually very responsible and already knows they're gonna be blackout drunk, unable to call anything.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

I guess you’re just not very imaginative then

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If this was my child I'd definitely feel like I failed somewhere.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There could be many reasons. Maybe he‘s mute, deaf or something similar

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago

Dad's inbox the following Monday: "Hello, and thank you for reserving your future room at the Green Acres Retirement Home..."

[–] Sabre363 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hi taxi, I'm Dad.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

I've always found dad jokes funny, there's just something about them that matches my humor lol

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

The real question is - why is this a gif???

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

It's a WEBP file, not a GIF.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

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