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Today I Fucked Up

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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/Aquariumpsychotic on 2023-06-22 16:54:05+00:00.


So yesterday I got my hair cut. My aunt cuts hair for a living and she gave me a haircut and was showing me different ideas for hair on Pinterest she thought would look good on me and options that will look good if I keep the goatee I have. The important part is she gave me some pomade to help control my cowlicks. when I got home my dad recommended I showered before I went to bed so I would not get hair all over my pillow. I ignored him. Last night my cat decided to start grooming my hair in the middle of the night. She then vomited on my blankets. I got up took them off my bed put them next to the washing machine. I then washed my hair in the sink because my cat is not very smart and it would happen again. Don't worry my cat is fine.

TL;DR my cat licked pomade in my hair and then vomited on my blankets at 3 am

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[–] socialjusticewizard 0 points 2 years ago

Cat vomit aside, who wants pomade crust on their pillowcases?