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Someone really should make Trump stickers with Trump saying " I did that!" Ya know just like those Biden stickers.
If you need to siphon gas out of a modern car, you will need a small diameter semi-rigid tube. You will need to work this tube past the check valve in the filler tube. Make sure your tube is long enough to reach the bottom of the tank you're siphoning from, and then long enough to reach the container on the ground you're siphoning into. A little one-way squeeze pump will help, but manual suction works in a pinch.
Of course, if you're not concerned about the vehicle you're siphoning from, you can punch a hole in the bottom of the gas tank and collect it that way, although you're likely to waste fuel to spillage and not having enough containers to cart it all away.
I don't know if screwing over my neighbors is the way to go here... Although if it's someone I know is a Nazi, maybe this approach has its merits.
Now you’re cooking with gas.
Are you recommending stealing gas from other people's cars?
I recommended no such thing.
To the window to the wall.