Melbourne

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I wonder what the punx found inside the revs couches, during Extortion yesterday.

Just saw the quickest booze bus set up. Walked down the road, no RBT.

Returned 5 minutes later, and someone's car was already in the park of shame.

Kinda getting nervous about the housemates mysterious illness, they're not chesty or sniffly all they are is lethargic and feverish. No joke looking like a sick victorian child, all pale and sweaty. They also won't eat so I've been plying them with smoothies, broth, and stewed apples but that doesn't even put the colour back in them.

I thought they might have caught what I brought home last week, but my symptoms were way different. It's also not covid which I thought it might be because their symptoms are just so bizarre.

🎼Too much drink and too much smoke,
I wasn't even rapping, just laying low.🎶

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Simply nuts in the squeezy bottle is a game changer.

Melbourne roads shenanigans: No idea what's changed between afternoon and evening today.

Drivers were quite well behaved last night and this afternoon compared to other times.

Tonight on my way to pick up my wife:

• nearly got rear ended by a tradie in a ute at the red light. He was quite pissed at me for stopping behind and not next to a fuel tanker road train (two trailers) around a bend. He tail gated me until I turned off

• BMW sedan did a half burnout sort of thing on Lygon St. Pretty sure they reached 60-70 in the 40kmh zone.

• A large ute pretty much pushed two pedestrians while doing a right turn. He drove off, his passenger laughing his ass off.