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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

They're a liberal. They give the gun but sell the bullets.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Fascist proceeds to press the trigger 3 times and get dissapointed they could not shoot the liberal as well. Another anarchist arrives then punches the fascist and takes his gun. The liberal concludes the anarchist to be the real fascist.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

How is that supposed to be a riddle?

The only actual threat in the room is the fascist. Anarchists aren't actually dangerous, they're just annoying, they never actually do anything they just talk a lot.

The Marxist won't kill you either. They'll just argue with you.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Throw the gun away and beat thw shit out of the fascist with the other two would be my choice. That hurts more than a gunshot.

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