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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 day ago (9 children)

They need that many because even cops hated that CEO and the quantity here is to ensure they don't just let Luigi go.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago

The whole thing of "they took him for Burger King" is a red herring. Cops are required to feed you. Some departments have policies about always checking if a new arrestee is hungry, and getting them some fast food if they say yes, so their attorney can't say later that they were coerced during questioning because they had been denied food for whatever amount of time.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Don't even think about rescuing your hero that we're parading out here. Because we have like, 10 armed police and that means we're able to take on at least um, hold on, let me count...

Three rescuers. Ten armed police are enough for 3 attackers, if we're in flack jackets.

Actually, make that two attackers...and they can only have knives and rocks.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Or one uvalde school shooter.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Bullies are cowards.

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