this post was submitted on 15 Dec 2024
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Birds aren’t real

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They used to be. Until the U.S. Government replaced them with drone replicas designed to spy on the American public. Founded in 1976.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago
isBird = True
[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

Whatever does it for you. We don’t shame here.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Bird flu, probably.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

This woman loves birds, she makes lots of hats that allows birds to sit near her.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

but how are you gonna your mouth around it from here?