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"Everyone Gets A Medal In This Generation" Says Man From Generation Where Everyone Got A House (www.betootaadvocate.com)

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[–] [email protected] 73 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

"Everyone gets a medal in this generation" says man from generation who insisted on the practice because their own egos couldn't handle the notion that their kids weren't perfect at everything, even though the kids themselves were just fine not being rewarded for failure.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 days ago

I’ve said to an older man, “You dislike these people, that you raised, in the world that you built?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 days ago (2 children)

And a pension.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago

if they were white…

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Hahahaha