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TSA Face Scanner Sues Identical Twins for "Malicious Algorithm Abuse" (isglitch.com)

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Legal Battle Could Set Precedent for Human-AI Relations, Experts Say

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

Everything about this is absolutely insane.

Edit: yeah, me got got.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Eating the onion for breakfast, are we?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Morning is the best time for the news to go down easily.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

This one got me too.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

Honestly it’s the highest compliment you can give em. The title got me too but obvs the community gives it away. And admitting you ate the onion shows maturity imo so good on you.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

It's a ficticious short story.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

read the community name friend

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 month ago

Join the isGlitch.com community! Put [email protected] into the Lemmy instance of your choice.