Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 3 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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What a kind jester. 🤡

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[–] arandomthought 9 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Is this inspired by the "my son cooked me food" post from today? If so, well done crafting it into a joke!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Maybe…the sentiment was sincere and the mistake was funny so I chose not to edit my comment lol gotta roll with it. ;)

[–] arandomthought 5 points 3 weeks ago

Oh wait, you're even the same person who made the mistake? That's even better then! And good on you for taking it with such humor. =)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This isn’t an original joke, btw. I used to tell it 20 years ago. It was a favorite of mine for a bit.

Related joke:

What do you do when you’re attacked by a gang of clowns?

Go for the juggler.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

I laughed and upvoted but I am also obliged to give you this: 🙄