memes

When I get called to open a checkout because some lazy fuck doesn't want to use the self service, I take my sweet fucking time, I'll fuck up scanning and have to re scan, I'll just straight up stare into the void for some time, anything I can to make the situation as long and frustrating as possible.

I had one lady go " I bet I saved you from a crappy job" I just said " Nah, you've actually put me behind in my job and now I have to bust my ass to get back on track because you needed to be served."

The only good thing about your store being run with a skeleton crew is they are less likely to fire you for being a dick to customers.

I don't get paid to listen to your entitled bullshit.

I have no problem serving the elderly tho, unless they're dicks about it. Then they get treated same way everyone else does.