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Joe Biden Pardon’s Hunter After Being Told the Man Is His Son (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] [email protected] 44 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Who is Joe Biden Pardon?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Yes, and who is his Hunter?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

And who is the man!?

[–] [email protected] -1 points 3 weeks ago

That's Brandon

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

  1. someone as old as the president - indeed, someone older than 30 - wouldn't say 'a reveal'. They'd use a FUCKING NOUN.

  2. "pardon's." Look kids; if you're gonna try and call the president stupid, step away from the glass house and proof-read just the once.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

I mean… a reveal is a noun, but I agree, if the goal is to sound like something he’d plausibly say, a revelation would be more appropriate. He’s not a drag queen.