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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Slow pastuerization kills the same amount of microbes as flash... without killing all the flavor of the milk.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

But it takes longer, so it's not good for business

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Killing your customers similarly tends to have detrimental effects on businesses.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (13 children)

There is a way. Just mix it with equal parts hard liquor.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

I heard bleach works good too.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

Surely this is satire. One of you guys made this as a joke, right? Right?!?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The more deadly pseudoscience that spreads the fewer conservatives there are in America, so I can't say I mind stuff like this too much.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

ThE FlU Is JuSt A BaD CoLd! If BiRdS CaN TaKe It WhAtS yOuR PrObLeM sNoWfLaKeS?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (8 children)

Fuck, dude, it's already in California? I was hoping it was at least somewhat contained to Canada but clearly I haven't been keeping up with the news on the issue.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (6 children)