Just woke up hungover and realized she forgot to take her makeup off last night
Superbowl
For owls that are superb.
US Wild Animal Rescue Database: Animal Help Now
International Wildlife Rescues: RescueShelter.com
Australia Rescue Help: WIRES
If you find an injured owl:
Note your exact location so the owl can be released back where it came from. Contact a licensed wildlife rehabilitation specialist to get correct advice and immediate assistance.
Minimize stress for the owl. If you can catch it, toss a towel or sweater over it and get it in a cardboard box or pet carrier. It should have room to be comfortable but not so much it can panic and injure itself. If you can’t catch it, keep people and animals away until help can come.
Do not give food or water! If you feed them the wrong thing or give them water improperly, you can accidentally kill them. It can also cause problems if they require anesthesia once help arrives, complicating procedures and costing valuable time.
If it is a baby owl, and it looks safe and uninjured, leave it be. Time on the ground is part of their growing up. They can fly to some extent and climb trees. If animals or people are nearby, put it up on a branch so it’s safe. If it’s injured, follow the above advice.
For more detailed help, see the OwlPages Rescue page.
"I'm gettin' too old for this...."
"Yes, I know the secrets."
What are they?
" . . . "
Owl?
" . . . "
Ma'am?
*flies off*
Dangit!
It'd definitely mess with your head like that. I'm pretty sure it doesn't even have a secret, it just wants you to think it does so it keeps you up at night wondering.
Or is that one of the secrets?!
We may never know . . .
Very mindful
That's how they get so wise.
They won't share that wisdom with you, they just like to hold it over us. 😖