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[–] [email protected] 50 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Really? First time I hear about these birbs, that sounds really cool :D I'm off to Wikipedia to fact check brb baiii

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Well after about an hour of reading I found plenty of examples of gender reversal examples and some cool behaviors but nothing regarding chromosomes seems easily accessible or even mentioned. Reproductive behavior seems to be one of the main criteria used to establish evolutionary relationships (aka the cladogram) but that's as far as the layman can find online. I didn't search in Scholar though.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC7198006/

Edit, lmao:

The wattled jacana (Jacana jacana) belongs to clade Scolopaci, and its karyotype has not been reported yet. It is an interesting species with a polyandrous mating system, in which a single female defends a harem of up to four males by aggressively excluding other females from their territory; males provide nearly all parental care (Osborne et al., 1977; Emlen and Wrege, 2004).

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Only in the day time, like most birbs. Otherwise they're "sleep".

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Years down the line I will wonder why I saved this comment but I hope it will still make me giggle like an idiot then too.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Question dodged. "What is 'real'?" - Morpheus

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Oh birds are real. Very, very real. The question is, real whats?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

No. There haven't been any real birds since the US government exterminated them in the 60s. Any "bird" you see today is a surveillance drone.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Even if they were surveilance drones they'd still be real, as opposed to mass hallucinations beamed into our visual cortexes by satellites. Of course, they're not actually surveilance drones, that's just a conspiracy theory started by the CIA to identify and monitor conspiracy 'super-spreaders' who can be used to spread whatever memetic trope the goverment of the day wants. No, really they genetically altered most plant species to act as resonant cavity bugging devices like The Great Seal. They monitor them with the same satellites they definately don't use to beam out mass hallucinations.

/s of course, because, haha, that would just be silly, and I don't want to be picked up and 'reprogrammed'.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Spy drones.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 weeks ago

Good message, but holy hell, this belongs in [email protected]

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago
  1. What?
  2. the lack of Pixels doesn't help the understanding
[–] TheSlad 13 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Wait wait tell me whats going on in the montanan high plains!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

birbs be hittin’ it

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

Needs a few more minutes in the frying oil.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I didn't think it could look worse and yet here we are

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Sadly, any more jpeg would ruin the small amount of legibility it still has.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

leftistmeme.jpg

based though

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

can we have a version that's less concise? maybe 500 words or so.

all you need is one saying it's confusing and the other saying "x birds can do it with a pea brain."

that's it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

really all it should take is just the word "seahorse", most people have at some point heard about how the males carry the children there. Can't really dismiss that.

[–] [email protected] -5 points 2 weeks ago

Pṙſėnėlı, Uı'm moṙ fȯnd v ð egzæmpėl v Prıhiſtorik Plænet'z femboı teırosoṙz.

spoilerPersonally, I'm more fond of the example of prehistoric planet's femboy pterosaurs.