this post was submitted on 01 Nov 2024
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[–] [email protected] 47 points 3 weeks ago

What a terrible day to be literate.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Have you tried having your son take a shower to wash his own asshole, or are you teaching him washing his own asshole is gay

[–] TheSlad 10 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Do you shower and wash your asshole immediately after you poop every time?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

No, but I have my son take a shower before bed every day 'cause kids get gross

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Travel bidets are cheap and effing brilliant.

According to my proctologist, Americans wreck their hemorrhoids with overzealous wiping, mine included. Dab only,

And get a bidet. A travel bidet, of you can't install a permanent one.

[–] baggachipz 20 points 3 weeks ago

Where are the meme police when you need them?!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 weeks ago

Plz tag this nsfl

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago

That's kids for you. And thats why you try to help them learn as often as you can, so you don't have this problem.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

How does this template work? Pink eye?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Is your son a cat?