Is this elevator always that fast?

(Before hitting either the ceiling or the floor and both dying, probably.)

Tip my fedora and say M'Lady

sorry, i have a girlfriend already.

Does someone have the rest of the photo set or video.... For research.

I was looking at my phone and didn’t notice you.

"Are you an AI model?" #new_kind_of_creepy

Honest flirtatious answer: I’d say nice dress and match the energy and vibe of her response.

Not flirtatious answer: ”it always feels weird how you can notice the acceleration in tall elevators”

Your mother was right

Boobs are not supposed to be a solid blob... What have you done to them?

"Damn! You do wonderful things for that dress." But only if I have an available exit to walk away after. That one's too forward for the actual elevator ride. Leave her an out, and also an opening.

How much?

I’ve probably got somewhere to be, so I’m just hoping you’ll ride the elevator in silence like me.

True statement: when I first heard the Perry Farrel song, I thought he was singing "She's got great tits, she's got great tits". Turns out he was singing "We'll make great pets" and it was a song about an alien invasion of Earth.

8 seconds? Is she going up one floor?

Wouldn't say anything. I'd think about this song: "I took her to an elevator, I don't know why but it had to start in somewhere, so it started there".

“Up or down?”

'What a nice blouse you have on there'