"Son, a good woman is like a deep-fried chimpanzee: rare, surprising, and certainly not what you expected, but somehow, she keeps you coming back for more."
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"The screams may be funny, but the hair gets caught in your teeth."
I hate every woman I see, from woman-A to... what again?
Anyway I'm a ~~misogymnast~~ ~~mysogingo~~ I hate ~~deep fried monkeys~~ women.
The reason you are having trouble with this is your taking it as a metaphor, but in fact it is cooking advice, Makes a lot more sense now doesn’t it?
Batter the fuck out of them first?
Explaines easily by examining what is really in his pipe
He better be explaining this one seeing as it's a simile
Deep Fried Chimpanzees would be a good gorillaz parody band