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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (7 children)

God gave human adult males flexible ****ncters the approximate circumference of my **** so there’s proof of what men are for 😘

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago

No, she has a point. Men have testicles and a penis so perhaps they are simply useless once they have transferred their genetic material to the next generation.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Look at your bodies, men! Muscles, dongs, and beards! Prometheus created you to star in a gay porno!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago

That's actually why Prometheus gave man fire: the meatballs on the craft services table kept getting cold.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 days ago (1 children)

If she really believes those breasts, ovaries, and wombs are so important, why was she telling women to think about things? You don't think with breasts, ovaries, or wombs.

And what will she do when she hits menopause? How will that affect her beliefs?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Roll over and die, no other purpose

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Same argument against vegetarianism/veganism


we have teeth "designed" or evolved for eating meat, thus we should eat meat.

...we also have brains capable of abstract reasoning, but nevermind that!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago (4 children)

...we also have brains capable of abstract reasoning, but nevermind that!

Not entirely convinced this is true of the people who claim 2 sharp teeth means we gotta do factory farming

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[–] Imgonnatrythis 17 points 3 days ago

By this logic you really can't expect me to pee in the toilet. I can't have a fire hose adapter hanging off of me just to pee straight down all the time. I was born for snow writing, and I'm coming to a yard near you!

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Its funny because you could say the same thing about men. Oh look how beautiful life is, all im meant for is delivering dna into a woman... suddenly not so nice is it

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I think that would appeal to a sizable portion of people.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

When rapists can legally decide the mother of their child without her say in it you know shit’s fucked.

https://lemmy.world/post/21061557

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago

My baby lietrally could become a second Hitler for all I know. Would that be important, too?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

So based on this type of criteria, God created men to fuck things up.

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