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[–] [email protected] 111 points 2 months ago

It would have cost you nothing to just not post this

[–] [email protected] 99 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I was a lot happier when I thought that was a rubber band

[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 months ago

But to be honest, it was a magical moment to follow the "rubber band" and realize what exactly it is. And by that I mean the eldritch horror summoning ritual kind of magic.

[–] [email protected] 73 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start screaming. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of people screaming together in fear and agony at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Wait no one started masturbating? How odd

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Everyone is too horrified to be horny

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

I was there, there was a young horny couple that couldn't take their hands or lips off each other prior to OP's screams. After they saw that, they started fighting instead. Like a bare knuckle brawl, not an argument.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 months ago (1 children)

pass the unsee juice please

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[–] FGoo 30 points 2 months ago (1 children)

When it said organic I thought it was a hair band made out of meat and I was like ugh. Then I realized what it actually was. I wish it was meat.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

What do you mean? We're made out of meat.

(I'm sorry there's apparently no https version of that site.)

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Yup that's enough Lemmy for today

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

For the whole week

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

I can say the same, and I just got on here. OP you have ruined my day and perhaps my entire life.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago

I want to cry now.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago

Do your ears hang low? Do they dangle to and fro...

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (2 children)

You can tie them in a knot or you can tie them in a bow

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

You can throw them on your shoulder like a continental soldier

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

in the front or the back but not yet on both.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago

i hate it i hate it i hate it

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

Dear god why

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

Politely delete this please

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

Welp, time to go outside for the day. Gross!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Yeah seriously This is Not Safe For Work because my boss just walked by and saw this over my shoulder and now I'm fired.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

How do I delete something from the Internet?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Ima vom real quick

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Not vegan though, because a human was harmed for the creation of that ponytail.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I thought consent was the more important factors, hence breast milk being vegan?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

I'm becoming a pure vegan and asking my girlfriend for help! Thanks for this information

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

the vegan society definition makes no mention of consent. only exploitation.

[–] spankinspinach 9 points 2 months ago

A vehement, unnecessarily aggressive down-toot for you sir. But only because I did not enjoy this lol

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

the visuals and concept are both disgusting, but reading this made me laugh like nothing for a long time, thanks peeps, this was lovely