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[–] [email protected] 110 points 1 month ago

It would have cost you nothing to just not post this

[–] [email protected] 97 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I was a lot happier when I thought that was a rubber band

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 month ago

But to be honest, it was a magical moment to follow the "rubber band" and realize what exactly it is. And by that I mean the eldritch horror summoning ritual kind of magic.

[–] [email protected] 72 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start screaming. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of people screaming together in fear and agony at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wait no one started masturbating? How odd

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Everyone is too horrified to be horny

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

I was there, there was a young horny couple that couldn't take their hands or lips off each other prior to OP's screams. After they saw that, they started fighting instead. Like a bare knuckle brawl, not an argument.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago

pass the unsee juice please

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[–] FGoo 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

When it said organic I thought it was a hair band made out of meat and I was like ugh. Then I realized what it actually was. I wish it was meat.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

What do you mean? We're made out of meat.

(I'm sorry there's apparently no https version of that site.)

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Yup that's enough Lemmy for today

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

For the whole week

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I can say the same, and I just got on here. OP you have ruined my day and perhaps my entire life.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago

I want to cry now.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

Do your ears hang low? Do they dangle to and fro...

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You can tie them in a knot or you can tie them in a bow

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

You can throw them on your shoulder like a continental soldier

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

in the front or the back but not yet on both.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

i hate it i hate it i hate it

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

Dear god why

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago
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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Politely delete this please

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Ima vom real quick

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Welp, time to go outside for the day. Gross!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Not vegan though, because a human was harmed for the creation of that ponytail.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I thought consent was the more important factors, hence breast milk being vegan?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I'm becoming a pure vegan and asking my girlfriend for help! Thanks for this information

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

the vegan society definition makes no mention of consent. only exploitation.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Yeah seriously This is Not Safe For Work because my boss just walked by and saw this over my shoulder and now I'm fired.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

How do I delete something from the Internet?

[–] spankinspinach 8 points 1 month ago

A vehement, unnecessarily aggressive down-toot for you sir. But only because I did not enjoy this lol

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

the visuals and concept are both disgusting, but reading this made me laugh like nothing for a long time, thanks peeps, this was lovely