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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.zip/post/24335357

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 hour ago

Still more readable than APL

[–] [email protected] 2 points 48 minutes ago

now that's job security

[–] [email protected] 76 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Isn't it all unicode at the end of the day, so it supports anything unicode supports? Or am I off base?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 hour ago

Yes, but the language/compiler defines which characters are allowed in variable names.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Ssh! 🫢 You’ll ruin the joke!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 26 minutes ago

Okay but how does starting a secure shell help?

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Iltam sumra rashupti ilatim moment 🗿

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 hours ago

Wtf I just said these words out loud and the furniture started floating o.o

[–] [email protected] 38 points 7 hours ago

Security by ~~Obscurity~~ Antiquity

[–] [email protected] 47 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Let's hope Ea-nāṣir's code is better than his copper.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 hour ago

I hear it's prone to Rust.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 8 hours ago

Ea Nasir over here selling subpar code now

[–] [email protected] 46 points 8 hours ago

Thanks, I hate it

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Most languages are like this. Even C is like this.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Depends on the compiler, I'm pretty sure some versions of Borland shit themselves if you introduce an accent mark at the wrong time, much less support Unicode.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 hours ago

This is how we end up with snow crash.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 hours ago

Bro thats fucking amazing 😂