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Did I say mandatory? I meant optional! You're "free" to die in a cardboard box under a freeway as a market capitalist scarecrow warning to the other ants so they keep showing up to make us more!

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[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I only make enough money to keep my family in this house and warm over the winter. But I am worth 10 billion dollars and would like a 10million dollar ๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ’ฐ loan and forgiveness as I venture into this unknown business deal. Sounds good? Shake on it?

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I am sure if net worth was based strictly on taxed earnings, most rich people would get in line to get their money taxed so that they can boast about it in their yacht owners club meetings

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Unrealized gains are the 200 push-ups Im going to do at the gym tomorrow, probably?

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[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I've got a guillotine they can put to good use.

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