I only make enough money to keep my family in this house and warm over the winter. But I am worth 10 billion dollars and would like a 10million dollar ๐ต๐ฐ loan and forgiveness as I venture into this unknown business deal. Sounds good? Shake on it?
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I am sure if net worth was based strictly on taxed earnings, most rich people would get in line to get their money taxed so that they can boast about it in their yacht owners club meetings
Unrealized gains are the 200 push-ups Im going to do at the gym tomorrow, probably?
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I've got a guillotine they can put to good use.