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Imagine. (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You think young men would be stomping it dead? They would be bagging the tickets and throwing them live into the ladies locker room.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Or battling them like pokemon. I choose you, Pika-goo!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Or stuffing them into their asses.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Imagine

No!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

My kid tells me to imagine really deranged shit all the time. Now I hate that word.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

Now imagine wet dreams.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

So during sex it would wiggle itself into the cervix? Or down the throat?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Don't look up fruit fly sperm

This has been your daily reminder that nature is messed up

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

I'm reminded of Eraserhead

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It'd feel good

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

And you could compare with friends

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Well for load that big it might need a magnum dong for that.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

And it only happened once a month, was really painful, and made the penis bleed a lot…