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Stone Cold... (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by Lisk91 to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 89 points 3 months ago (2 children)

"But the body's just... lying there. Right?"

DM stares

"Right?"

"Yes. Don't..."

"LOOT THAT BODY, GONNA LOOT THAT BODY NOW. Loot that body, GONNA LOOT THE MUTHAFUCKAAA!"

[–] [email protected] 51 points 3 months ago

For those that haven't seen it, enjoy this masterpiece

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Play my flute while i loot that dead kids body!!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago

Didudidididitidi - BITCH!

[–] [email protected] 51 points 3 months ago (1 children)

But Glinda teleported the slippers onto Dorothy's feet without Dorothy's knowledge. It should be the person playing Dorothy failing a perception or dexterity check.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 months ago

That's what the DM was planning but the player had other ideas.