fuck it, just melt the whole thing and turn the old family home into premium waterfront property with increased demand due to everything being underwater, and maybe we can use the money for my siblings and I to actually get small homes somewhere above water.
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The unprecedented heatwave can be attributed to one rogue shipping container of Busch's Baked Beans, bound for the tip of Argentina, which washed ashore near Outpost Echo.
Thank you, PP_BOY_! I shall repeat your truth with nary a further research
Those dang beans did it again!
Hahaha /s you should go comment tiktoks.
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