Well if everyone has a price, I'm gonna get that girl!
this post was submitted on 24 Jul 2024
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Lol, just buy one house in the US.
Most homes in the US don't break a million in up front cost, unless you're buying in one of the very popular "reality warp" locations that are in absurdly high demand (SF Bay area, Redmond, Dallas, New York, etc).
True. Maybe... 3 houses instead?
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Easy when there are bad people you're interested in.
Buy 100M worth of drones with ammo and transportation, only I'll have to find somebody from former Artsakh Defense Army to ask where.
Or maybe just buy samples of anthrax, bubonic plague, some particular nasty kind of covid and other such nice things, lots of pests able to carry them and, of course, rodents, bribe lots of people on my way and bring all that stuff to Baku.
Starting right now, you have $100M in a checking account.
Honest question: do you predict you can have all those drones in your possession, and the account emptied, within 30 days?
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The IRS would finally get their money back lol