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[–] [email protected] 87 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

This is my greatest anxiety about the chance of having a gay child. I mean, alongside the systemic oppression they will face.

But also, I'm both afraid I'll make this joke and regret it. And also afraid I'll pass on the chance to make this joke and regret it.

Plus the systemic oppression thing. That too.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Just make the joke, it is your obligation as a father. It would also greatly diffuse the situation and cooly tell your kid that you're fine with it and still love them, and that nothing will change between you two.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Just make the joke, it is your obligation as a father.

I'll hold onto that. Hopefully my kids would worry about me if I somehow didn't make the joke, at this point, anyway.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

As someone who came out and didn’t speak to their father for a year, this would have been a much better response to my coming out.

We’re good now though, it’s been 30 years.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

The best part about the cartoon is that you can pass the joke at first, then send the cartoon later anyway

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I wish my kid was gay just so I could do this.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"but Daaad, I am straight."

"WHAT, GET OUT OF THIS HOUSE AND DON'T COME BACK UNTIL YOU'VE FOUND YOUR KINK"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Sexual orientation isn't really a kink but lol

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

He can come out as something suitably unacceptable, like a breeder.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

It can be ;)

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What do I say when I actually laugh out loud? Lol doesn't work anymore.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Chuckle under my breath. cumb.
"That was so funny I cumbed."

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Right? You have to type it all out like you did.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

These eyes look really wrong and weird, considering that the remaining drawing looks realistic.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

That makes it a 100 times better

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

The dude says lol LMAO 🤣

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Plot twist: he meant gay as cheerful.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] -5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

....lateral dispersion is not an answer, but delay...ask dad and grandad about the Y...teehee

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

until the 60's, nude swimming was the norm...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

agrivar....hahahahahha