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[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Voting for Farage is like shitting your own bed.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

The woke mob want you to believe that shitting your bed is bad!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It could happen to any of us, so we shouldn't judge? That doesn't sound right.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Fair point. None of us are getting any younger.

Voting for Farage is like deliberately shitting your own bed.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Mousse from a bowl is very nice. But to put it on a person is demented.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Shitting your own bed, and then rolling in it with delight instead of cleaning up posthaste.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

However will we cope? 🙄

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I guess we'll have to get our heads down and try to struggle through a time when our rulers weren't competing with each other to see who could be the most awful.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

But I'm trying to nap!

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago

Daily Fail, consistent as always, so far up Tory arse one wouldn’t believe possible.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So the Daily Fail has completed it's transition to Nazi support then. It wasn't a long journey for them to be honest....

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Considering their historical support for Oswald Moseley they only had to take one step to the right.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That’s all well and good but where does he stand on Sandwiches?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Anything British with white bread.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

The Daily Mail slurps far right cock all the while lying. That’s impressive, actually.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

"our Brexit freedoms"

Lmfaoooooo

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Ah, the Daily Hate Mail.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Wasn't Farage suppose to be suing the Daily Mail?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

There must be an easier way that wouldn't make me feel like I'd wiped my arse on my soul.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What's the betrayal of women's rights all about?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

TERF dogwhistle. The Heil doesn’t actually suddenly care about women’s rights.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Yeah that's what I assumed but it was just so out of left (right?) field that it took me by surprise!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I'm guessing trans stuff

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I bloody wish they’re going to do all of that.