this post was submitted on 01 Jul 2024
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[–] [email protected] 56 points 3 months ago

"How long are your guts" is the epitome of quintessential big dick energy.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Oh OctopusCaveman, "wants to bone" was right there

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

The skeleton is really horny and doesn't have time for puns.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It's all in the delivery. "How long are your guts" with a sly wink often works for me.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

Tries aggressively winking but continues to fail due to lack of eye lids

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

"How long are your guts?" might work if he was gay.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

"Do they need mushing up?"

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I have no genitals and I must fuck.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

This skeleton may not have genitals, but they sure know how to bone.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

How long are your guts is CRAZY 🤣

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Got those fuck me sockets going on.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

He's dtf but he has nobody

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Well I'm seduced

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Well they are working on me just fine

[–] QuantumSparkles 4 points 3 months ago

He just like me fr

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Well I mean, I do like to eat pussy.