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[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago

You will certainly not regret eating 64 slices of American cheese.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago (2 children)

@Fluffy_Ruffs do these sound like the actions of a man who had had all he could eat?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

'Tis no man. 'Tis a remorseless eating machine!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

I heard they shaved a gorilla.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

"We went fishing" is one of the funniest jokes ever to me.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Okay but get two! I’m not sharing with Caitlin!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Don't worry, it's free!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago

I think I'm-a blind

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

controller clicking noises

Thirty-two . . .

controller clicking noises

Thirty-threeee . . .

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

I'd prefer some bon-bon-bon-bons