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PHP vs. Banana (files.mastodon.social)

submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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PHP is still better than any JS 👇😂 credit https://turnoff.us/ #php #programming #development

Image description: This comic hilariously compares PHP and bananas:

Can you eat it? Yes to the banana, no to PHP (unless you're really determined).
Can it prevent cramps? Banana wins again! Not sure about PHP...
Is it a great programming language? Well, that depends on who you ask...

TL;DR: Banana Triumphs!

(Originally published earlier today on mastodon.social) - Click the Fedi-Link to visit.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

“hilariously” is probably the wrong word to describe this comic.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

The entire image description is awful too

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Best back-end language for writing shit that just works, with no additional set-up or packages required == ~~banana~~ PHP!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

For real, PHP gets a lot of shit, but it’s pretty good I think. It’s got classes, allows for importable modules, there’s a decent package manager, testing frameworks. I think maybe the only thing missing that other languages have is async/await.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

But meme says it sucks. So therefore it must be true?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Banana looks like a fine programming language …

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Is it peanut butter jelly time yet