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[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

It wasn't me! It was an unfortunate manure explosion!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Pushing a goblin off a roof.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Hang gliding into a party of monsters and ruining their day with my "1337 aer1al 4rch3ry 5k1llz"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Probably something among the lines of water runoff and cleaning chemicals in said water (Powerwashing Simulator)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Rance

Sweats profusely

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Dog fighting

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Space piracy.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

I'm wanted for 700$ dead or alive for robbery, murder, assault, tresspassing and accidentaly crashing into people with my horse

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Um.... Maybe building a house and moving the landscaping without a permit? (Animal crossing)

[–] C0unterfactual 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Casting area-of-effect spells recklessly

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

If they didn't want to take full damage, they wouldn't have made dex their dump stat

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Palworld - animal abuse, enslavement of both animals and humans, illegal manufacture and possession of firearms, murder

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

I've been playing payday 2.. the list is far too long to say it all

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Hauling around the corpses of the people I murdered to perform profane rituals on them to raise an undead army

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Wiring some logic gates?

GameTuring complete

I mean, a pupil got arrested once for building a clock from scratch.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Brandishing a prawn against a Knight and a king.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Fuck, i Last played Rinworld, so all of the warcrimes

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Genocide of millions of creatures. (Vampire Survivors)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Nothing as I was legally sanctioned by the council to work above the law for them

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Sinking 76,000 tons of allied shipping in the Atlantic.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Illegally chopping trees, killing animals, accidentally exploding 3 cats, exploiting caves for resources illegally, murder of a person (multiple times), carrying weapons

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